Emily♥

raceyoutothebatmobile:

helpitstheboogeyman:

fideo:

sheercalculatedsilliness:

We interrupt this crap for a cute picture of a president and his dog.

obamoe

kawaiima

obamaawww

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Just chatting up Cleverbot

kevin-and-terrrrrrance:

This.

black-liquorish:

oncieoncieoncietruff:

mugglebornartist:

dearsnickets:

freakosexual:

anthasnoquarrelwithaboot:

lokis—legs:

eluvi:

waffleguppies:

lunashadow:

constantcalibrations:

“-WHEN YOU NEED THE BEST- Agressive, compassionate representation you can count on.”

OH GOD.

oh, phonebook.

“It’s trolls!” said Bilbo from behind a tree.

omg…

Page 45 is just a giant full-page colour photograph of a kingfisher.

Ummm.

“The Great War forced Ford to revise his international utopianism, undermining his faith that the rational ordering of industrial capitalism and human relations could bring a better, harmonious world, free of battles and borders.”

uh

“Why not?” sounds just about right

oh my god it’s my old spanish text book.

“¿Qué haces después de las clases?”

guess I’m having sex after class. aww yiss.

“I am acting on behalf of later generations”

Uh. I’m not sure if this is encouraging me to pass on my genes or for christ’s sake keep my legs together because the world don’t need no more crazy in it.

Oh dear…

“The family was then led into a small studio.” Um, what?

“Presumably, then, the young man had one.”

(The Further Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.)

Should I be scared?

Shit, my mom left her Bible in my room and it’s LITERALLY RIGHT NEXT TO ME.

“‘Do not be afraid to go down to Egypt, for I will make you into a great nation there.’”

I’m not sure how to respond to this.

But how seriously does she take Furby as a creature?
NO. NO. 100,000,000x NO.
NO ME GUSTA. 

“I got kicked in the back of the leg.”

Wonderful. Just what I wanted….

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